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Stan vom Strand

stan vom strand

T. & M: Hannes Urdl

weisser stan vom strand
du liegst guat in meiner hand
glotta stan vom strand
angenehm kühlst mei hand

da wind wullt durch di durchifohrn
wullt löcha in di einibohrn
er hot di obgschliffn in den vielen johrn
und deswegn bist holt jetz so woarn

weisser stan vom strand
grosser junger bruder vom sand
glotta stan vom strand
über menschen lern i allerhand - mit dir in der hand

a schwung, a linie, a zeichen drin
a winzigs eckal am rand is dahin
du host a schenes guates gwicht
und wenn i lang schau siach i a gsicht

weisser stan vom strand
i holt di in da hand
glotta stan vom meer
des wossa treibt von weit di her

des wossa ´s hot di gscheit poliert
hot hin und her di grissn ganz ungeniert
mit grosser wucht und mit weisser gischt
hots da so manches obagwischt

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des mecht i da sogn
schen bist worn (Wh.)


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olles geht und olles geht vorbei

olles geht und olles geht vorbei

T. u. M.: Hannes Urdl

in ana nussscholn drin
irgendwo im meer
starrst du lang scho vor di hin
schaukelst hin und her

leichter wellngang - solz im hoa
passatwind immerfurt
ka steuerruder, ka segl mehr
sog - wie lang treibst du scho durt

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i sitz a in ana nussscholn drin
i schau und wink da zua
a sanfte brise hot mi zuwitriebn
zu dir, mei lieber bua.

es is jetz wohl die folsche zeit
zum rudern und wos wulln
manchesmol bringt afoch wortn -
und still sein wos ins rulln.

jo - ols geht
und ols geht vorbei.
a frischer wind
mocht vielleicht an neichen weg frei.
i sog da (wh.)

i hob fia di a floschnpost
fangs auf - i schmeiss das zua
mochs auf und schau wos drinnen steht
und les in oller ruah

und drin steht - ols geht
und ols geht vorbei
a frischer wind
mocht vielleicht an neichen weg frei. (Wh)

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